10 6 / 2013
"Hell, why not “Wright, Murph, Parnell, Harvey, go stand over there. The rest of you, have fun in Vegas."
27 5 / 2013
I’ve decided that my new dream job is to be the guy in the shorts that high fives the Mets after every win.
Because I couldn’t get closer to David Wright if I tried.
17 5 / 2013
Now I know who Benedict Cumberbatch really plays.
16 5 / 2013
"I think Keith Hernandez summed it up best when, after Rice’s wild pitch, he sadly and slowly sighed in to the mic and said, ‘Oh, boy.’ He sounded genuinely depressed, and I think we all understand."
15 5 / 2013
Other waiters and waitresses always leave the best tip. Always.